Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Club 815 Powered By E.D.P.A.


Dawn broke that sunny September Equinox morning with professional anticipation.  The long shadows of the empty starting line stretched east to west with equal anticipation.  The day was on hand when teams of warriors would face hours of unknown in a chase for personal best and support for their charity.

As the shadows fled east and the breeze kicked up from the west one could hear the clicking of armor being donned.  The skirch of Velcro, swish of nylon and Lycra all for that protection from a sudden fall on the battle field that is the Gran Fondo Hood River!

Amongst the hoard preparing for the assault were a particularly special group made up of seven men and a woman.  These men and woman from the four corners of the United States and made up the intrepid team known as Club 815 powered by E.D.P.A.

As the morning wore on warriors donned numbers, helmets and inexplicable to the novice [me] sundries prior to approaching the start line.  I’d like to write something like, as the mighty steeds awaited in the cold morning air breathing silver streams of angst as they….well they were just bikes and while I think there was one bike on the team that needed resuscitation none of the bikes exhaled.  

 Various charity announcements were made.  National Anthem was sung and then… the hoards of hundreds were off.

The course wended its way through the cleavage of two of the largest volcanoes in the Pacific Northwest Cascades.  There were major climbs one of which at mile 62 of the 80 was a 6% grade over seven miles.  On this day that climb was done in the face of a gorge wind pushing back around 45 mph. 

During the ride members of the team accomplished what they set out to do.  One member I know proved something very important to his self.  Hell, one member even crashed and fortunately wasn’t severely injured and said it was worth it.  When the riders came down the back side of the aforementioned hill the wind was so hard in their face they had to pedal just to make way.

Big deal you say.  You say “every bike ride has those stories.”  Yes they do.  What is so so special, that I’m not even sure Club 815 powered by E.D.P.A. knows it, is that they were the vanguard of a, to me, amazing movement. 

You see, they were the catalyst to bring hundreds of people together to support someone in need.  Selflessly Club 815 rode the course knowing they had asked for and received selfless contributions for Club 815’s primary cause.

For those of you who supported their cause, Club 815 didn’t let you down. Over 80 miles they rode they rode with pain, stamina and conviction [and a lot of humor].  We saw it with our own eyes from the relative comfort of our pickup truck.

815’s conviction and the unbelievable support from those who didn’t physical ride with them but were there none the less was, in our eyes, one of the most humbling experiences in our lives.

We know how humbling, because we know who you and Club 815 are lending support to.  It is my wife and I.   We can’t possibly thank any of you, no matter how you rode with Club 815, enough but we sure wish we could.  Thank you. 

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Let Me See...Zoladex or Lupron? #Zoladex #Lupron



Two things dawned on me today, well three, I haven’t written for a long time and what I have written hasn’t been very helpful to the man facing prostate cancer armed with only “What the hell do I do now?” 

 I’m thinking I have a couple of those type of readers and today I can’t give you the answer of what to do but I can tell you one of the things you may face.. .. Hormone therapy.

Ever put Miracle Grow on your lawn?  You apply, walk in and get a glass of ice water, walk back to the front porch and say “Where the hell is my machete?”  You can’t even see your mailbox [male get it?] for the jungle your lawn has become.

Well Miracle Grow, that’s what prostate cancer cells think of testosterone.  Testosterone is the fertilizer; the anabolic kick your ass NFL steroid of rampant and aggressive prostate cancer.  Testosterone is the rocket fuel that sends Titan rocket payloads into prostate orbit.

So, what’s the proscribed treatment to stop testosterone production in a man?  Well there’s the physical.  Take him to a vet for an orchiectomy [look it up] just like you would your puppy.  Actually one would probably, as a human, have better results with a doctor.  However I suppose you favorite Vet has more experience.  

Or you can have your body fooled that you are testosterone laden on a Samson like level  thus convincing your body….to stop making that stuff by applying  a drug called Zoladex or Lupron.

I’ve had both.  Upon diagnosis the urologist had this pretty little lass jab me with a needle and said I was good for three months [Lupron].  Three months later a prettier [yup with my libido at that time they were still winsome lasses] nurse at my oncologist walks in to insert, INSERT, the Zolodex under the skin into the fat that is my belly.   

What the hell I say?  How about Lupron?  Nope the hospital doesn’t have a deal with that particular pharma company so it’s Zoladex for me. A rice size piece of Zoladex is inserted under your skin with a railroad spike.
Go ahead zoom in.

Then they hope you don't bleed out.
Trust me.  If they ask prior to the spike if you would like Lidacaine say yes and no the process just isn't that bad.  Think of your biopsy...I thought so.

Tomorrow [I promise I'll write] the effects of hormonal treatment.

Talk to you later.